Googly Eyed

Apollo Sputniks

   Apollo Sputniks

She’s stepping out in style in her Apollo Sputniks

Walking in space with a dainty shake

On cloud nine she’s winking at all the guys

Putting a huge smile on their faces

Fits her like a glove

For her it feels like it was custom made

Apollo Sputniks are all the rage these days

Girls just can’t have enough of them in their closets

Stepping out in style

See her in her brand new Apollo Sputniks

With a dainty shake she’s stepping in space

Winking at the guys on cloud nine putting smiles on their faces  

Fits her like a glove with those shoes she’s in love

Those Apollo Sputniks are all the rage these days

Having closets fill of them is the trend

Every girl wants at least a dozen pairs of them

In her Apollo Sputniks she’s trendy

Dancing up a storm she’s the life of the party

She’s on cloud nine spaced out on adoration

The attention she attracting is sending her high

She’s in the spotlight she’s the highlight of the Guys eyes

In her Apollo sputniks she looks fantastic

She looks fantastic in her Apollo Sputniks.

Anthony S.Phillander©24082017

   

I AM The Worst!

   I Am Worst©

I am worst than your most horrible nightmare

Don’t you dare take leave of your senses?

Abandon your fears and rise up to challenge me

Unless your ancestors you are prepared to meet

Your most horrible nightmare it’s a cakewalk

When compared with me, your living daylights I will traumatize

You would be much better off falling asleep

Then try dreaming some sweet dreams now close your eyes

I am worst than your most horrible nightmare

Beware I eat live chainsaws for dinner and for dessert

A large helping of barbed wire in between I snack on rattlesnakes

Let me warn you that I am meaner than hells gatekeeper

Your most horrible nightmare it’s a walk in the park

If you are fortified like fort Knox step come step to me

Take your best shot and prepare to enter the hereafter

There after taking that shot your existence history will not remember

I am worst than your most horrible nightmare

There’s a steel plate where my heart’s supposed to be

Stand down run away live to dream another day

Your most horrible nightmare a reality you don’t want me to make

You don’t no you don’t want me to do that

Remember me I am worst that your most horrible nightmare.

Anthony S.Phillander©19082017

Truth Is

          Truth Is

Truth is irrevocable resolute indisputable invincible

Indomitable unconquerable invaluable irrepressible

Unique uncompromised unshakable incomparable

Inseparable unmistakable invariable irrefutable

Inalienable infallible irreversible impenetrable

Immitigable immaculate imitable immobile unswayable

Immiscible immune immutable immortal monumental

Impeccable impassive imperishable imperturbable

Impermeable impervious unrelenting implicit important

Impregnable imprescriptibly impressive inalterable

Inappeasable incessant incommutably incondensable

Incorruptible indefatigable independent indelible 

Indestructible indispensible inestimable ineffaceable

Inelastic inadaptable inflexible inescapable unvarnished

Inherent innate insistent intelligible intense unified

Indivisible unequivocal, and that’s the unembellished truth.

Anthony S.Phillander©16072017

Your D.A.

Get Off

  

Your D.  A.

And do

Something!

Anthony S.Phillander©2017

 Goydaads.®

Get off your darned ass and do something

Your donkey is stressed give your donkey a rest

Stop complaining the world does not owe you a living

That debt it’s all yours do something to get it paid

Display some humanity for your poor donkey

It’s time to stop sitting on it so comfortably

Exercise your talents you won’t know them by sitting

Get off your darned ass and find something you enjoy doing

Get off your darned ass and do something

Aren’t you tired sitting get up give you donkey a rest

Stop complaining and doing nothing to change circumstances

The world owes you nothing you owe yourself everything

Put yourself in the donkey’s shoes see how you like it 

On your ass stop sitting so comfortably just get off it

Exercise your talents it’s in you find it

Get off your darned ass and find something you enjoy doing

Get off quit sitting get off your darned ass and do something

Do something stop complaining do something

Get off your darned ass and do something.

Anthony S.Phillander©30062017

Mrs Noteworthy.

Mrs. Noteworthy

Mrs. Noteworthy a lady of elevated society

Attended a silent auction by invitation only

She acquired an old mansion in the ritzy section of the city

Upon inspection her plumber found her plumbing in disrepair

He laid pipe in the bedroom in the kitchen he did likewise

He laid pipe in bathroom he did likewise in the ballroom

He did likewise in the poolroom in the garden he laid pipe

He laid pipe in the guest room in the library he did likewise

Mrs. Noteworthy a lady of elevated society

By invitation only she attended a silent auction

An old mansion in the ritzy section of the city she acquired

Her plumber a contract she gave to upgrade her plumbing

He laid pipe in the closet in the toilet he did likewise

He laid pipe in the terrace by the furnace he did likewise

He laid pipe in the courtyard in the backyard he did likewise

In laid pipe under the pavement in the basement he did likewise

Mrs. Noteworthy a lady of elevated society

To her complete satisfactiototal her plumber laid pipe

His cheque and a glowing recommendation she provided with a smile

With a smile to housewives his services she advertized 

Mrs. Noteworthy’s plumber is now doing a booming business

For the excellent plumbing services he provides

With a smile he continues laying pipe.

Anthony S.Phillander©215082016