Mrs. Noteworthy
Mrs. Noteworthy a lady of elevated society
Attended a silent auction by invitation only
She acquired an old mansion in the ritzy section of the city
Upon inspection her plumber found her plumbing in disrepair
He laid pipe in the bedroom in the kitchen he did likewise
He laid pipe in bathroom he did likewise in the ballroom
He did likewise in the poolroom in the garden he laid pipe
He laid pipe in the guest room in the library he did
likewise
Mrs. Noteworthy a lady of elevated society
By invitation only she attended a silent auction
An old mansion in the ritzy section of the city she acquired
Her plumber a contract she gave to upgrade her plumbing
He laid pipe in the closet in the toilet he did likewise
He laid pipe in the terrace by the furnace he did likewise
He laid pipe in the courtyard in the backyard he did
likewise
In laid pipe under the pavement in the basement he did
likewise
Mrs. Noteworthy a lady of elevated society
To her complete satisfactiototal her plumber laid pipe
His cheque and a glowing recommendation she provided with a
smile
With a smile to housewives his services she advertized
Mrs. Noteworthy’s plumber is now doing a booming business
For the excellent plumbing services he provides
With a smile he continues laying pipe.
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