I AM The Worst!

   I Am Worst©

I am worst than your most horrible nightmare

Don’t you dare take leave of your senses?

Abandon your fears and rise up to challenge me

Unless your ancestors you are prepared to meet

Your most horrible nightmare it’s a cakewalk

When compared with me, your living daylights I will traumatize

You would be much better off falling asleep

Then try dreaming some sweet dreams now close your eyes

I am worst than your most horrible nightmare

Beware I eat live chainsaws for dinner and for dessert

A large helping of barbed wire in between I snack on rattlesnakes

Let me warn you that I am meaner than hells gatekeeper

Your most horrible nightmare it’s a walk in the park

If you are fortified like fort Knox step come step to me

Take your best shot and prepare to enter the hereafter

There after taking that shot your existence history will not remember

I am worst than your most horrible nightmare

There’s a steel plate where my heart’s supposed to be

Stand down run away live to dream another day

Your most horrible nightmare a reality you don’t want me to make

You don’t no you don’t want me to do that

Remember me I am worst that your most horrible nightmare.

Anthony S.Phillander©19082017

Truth Is

          Truth Is

Truth is irrevocable resolute indisputable invincible

Indomitable unconquerable invaluable irrepressible

Unique uncompromised unshakable incomparable

Inseparable unmistakable invariable irrefutable

Inalienable infallible irreversible impenetrable

Immitigable immaculate imitable immobile unswayable

Immiscible immune immutable immortal monumental

Impeccable impassive imperishable imperturbable

Impermeable impervious unrelenting implicit important

Impregnable imprescriptibly impressive inalterable

Inappeasable incessant incommutably incondensable

Incorruptible indefatigable independent indelible 

Indestructible indispensible inestimable ineffaceable

Inelastic inadaptable inflexible inescapable unvarnished

Inherent innate insistent intelligible intense unified

Indivisible unequivocal, and that’s the unembellished truth.

Anthony S.Phillander©16072017

Your D.A.

Get Off

  

Your D.  A.

And do

Something!

Anthony S.Phillander©2017

 Goydaads.®

Get off your darned ass and do something

Your donkey is stressed give your donkey a rest

Stop complaining the world does not owe you a living

That debt it’s all yours do something to get it paid

Display some humanity for your poor donkey

It’s time to stop sitting on it so comfortably

Exercise your talents you won’t know them by sitting

Get off your darned ass and find something you enjoy doing

Get off your darned ass and do something

Aren’t you tired sitting get up give you donkey a rest

Stop complaining and doing nothing to change circumstances

The world owes you nothing you owe yourself everything

Put yourself in the donkey’s shoes see how you like it 

On your ass stop sitting so comfortably just get off it

Exercise your talents it’s in you find it

Get off your darned ass and find something you enjoy doing

Get off quit sitting get off your darned ass and do something

Do something stop complaining do something

Get off your darned ass and do something.

Anthony S.Phillander©30062017

Mrs Noteworthy.

Mrs. Noteworthy

Mrs. Noteworthy a lady of elevated society

Attended a silent auction by invitation only

She acquired an old mansion in the ritzy section of the city

Upon inspection her plumber found her plumbing in disrepair

He laid pipe in the bedroom in the kitchen he did likewise

He laid pipe in bathroom he did likewise in the ballroom

He did likewise in the poolroom in the garden he laid pipe

He laid pipe in the guest room in the library he did likewise

Mrs. Noteworthy a lady of elevated society

By invitation only she attended a silent auction

An old mansion in the ritzy section of the city she acquired

Her plumber a contract she gave to upgrade her plumbing

He laid pipe in the closet in the toilet he did likewise

He laid pipe in the terrace by the furnace he did likewise

He laid pipe in the courtyard in the backyard he did likewise

In laid pipe under the pavement in the basement he did likewise

Mrs. Noteworthy a lady of elevated society

To her complete satisfactiototal her plumber laid pipe

His cheque and a glowing recommendation she provided with a smile

With a smile to housewives his services she advertized 

Mrs. Noteworthy’s plumber is now doing a booming business

For the excellent plumbing services he provides

With a smile he continues laying pipe.

Anthony S.Phillander©215082016

When TRUST is go---------

         When Trust Is Gone

When trust is gone relationships becomes dysfunctional

Society no longer has a foundation on which to stand

Losing its backbone no longer are our words our bond

Whereby society is left standing on sinking sand

From one moment to the next fact becomes a chameleon Decisions are swaying like waves on the ocean

Trust civilization’s building blocks are becoming

Icebergs in the midday sun

When trust is gone distrust and skepticism abounds

Integrity and character are only to be found in museums

Society is constantly sowing the seeds for its destruction

Where anarchy and chaos will reign supreme

When in god we trust becomes a rhetorical slogan

In reality we trust no one not even our fellowman

Our annihilation is becoming a forgone conclusion

Without trust civilization will cease to function

When trust is gone all we are left with is an illusion

A mirage in the distance devoid of substance

Nothing concrete to hold onto or to count on

Without trust all is lost trust is society’s building block

When trust is gone even the currency we count on

Cannot be counted upon

Without trust what left for us to build on?

Anthony S.Phillander©11062017

Hands in the ear Hands in the Ear

Hands in the ear, Hands in the ear

Hands in the ear Hands in the ear

Everywhere you look you can see hands in the ear

Crossing the streets with their hands in the ear

Driving their cars with their hands in the ear

Hands in the ear Hands in the ear

You don’t have to look very far to see hands in the ear

Climbing up ladders with their hands in the ear

See the distracted drivers with their hands in the ear

Hands in the ear Hands in the ear

Everywhere you look you can see hands in the ear

Ever since cell phones appeared

Everyone’s got their hands in the ear

Unaware of their surroundings

Everyone’s got their hands in the ear

Hands in the ear Hands in the ear

Everyone’s got their cell phone in their hand in the ear

Everywhere it’s cell phone in hands in the ear

Cell phone in hands in the ear hands in the ear

Hands in the ear hands in the ear.

Anthony S.Phillander©06122017