Saturday, August 19, 2017

I AM The Worst!

   I Am Worst©

I am worst than your most horrible nightmare
Don’t you dare take leave of your senses?
Abandon your fears and rise up to challenge me
Unless your ancestors you are prepared to meet

Your most horrible nightmare it’s a cakewalk
When compared with me, your living daylights I will traumatize
You would be much better off falling asleep
Then try dreaming some sweet dreams now close your eyes

I am worst than your most horrible nightmare
Beware I eat chainsaws for dinner and for dessert
A large helping of barbed wire in between I snack on rattlesnakes
Let me warn you that I am meaner than hells gatekeeper

Your most horrible nightmare it’s a walk in the park
If you are fortified like fort Knox step come step to me
Take your best shot and prepare to enter the hereafter
There after taking that shot your existence history will not remember

I am worst than your most horrible nightmare
There’s a steel plate where my heart’s supposed to be
Stand down run away live to dream another day
Your most horrible nightmare a reality you don’t want me to make

You don’t no you don’t want me to do that
Remember me I am worst that your most horrible nightmare.

Anthony S.Phillander©19082017





Monday, August 07, 2017

Truth Is

          Truth Is

Truth is irrevocable resolute indisputable invincible
Indomitable unconquerable invaluable irrepressible
Unique uncompromised unshakable incomparable
Inseparable unmistakable invariable irrefutable

Inalienable infallible irreversible impenetrable
Immitigable immaculate imitable immobile unswayable
Immiscible immune immutable immortal monumental
Impeccable impassive imperishable imperturbable

Impermeable impervious unrelenting implicit important
Impregnable imprescriptibly impressive inalterable
Inappeasable incessant incommutably incondensable
Incorruptible indefatigable independent indelible 

Indestructible indispensible inestimable ineffaceable
Inelastic inadaptable inflexible inescapable unvarnished
Inherent innate insistent intelligible intense unified
Indivisible unequivocal, and that’s the unembellished truth.

Anthony S.Phillander©16072017







Friday, July 28, 2017

Your D.A.

Get Off
  
Your D.  A.

And do

Something!

Anthony S.Phillander©2017

Monday, July 03, 2017


 Goydaads.®



Get off your darned ass and do something

Your donkey is stressed give your donkey a rest

Stop complaining the world does not owe you a living

That debt it’s all yours do something to get it paid



Display some humanity for your poor donkey

It’s time to stop sitting on it so comfortably

Exercise your talents you won’t know them by sitting

Get off your darned ass and find something you enjoy doing



Get off your darned ass and do something

Aren’t you tired sitting get up give you donkey a rest

Stop complaining and doing nothing to change circumstances

The world owes you nothing you owe yourself everything



Put yourself in the donkey’s shoes see how you like it 

On your ass stop sitting so comfortably just get off it

Exercise your talents it’s in you find it

Get off your darned ass and find something you enjoy doing



Get off quit sitting get off your darned ass and do something

Do something stop complaining do something

Get off your darned ass and do something.



Anthony S.Phillander©30062017






Thursday, June 29, 2017

Mrs Noteworthy.


Mrs. Noteworthy



Mrs. Noteworthy a lady of elevated society

Attended a silent auction by invitation only

She acquired an old mansion in the ritzy section of the city

Upon inspection her plumber found her plumbing in disrepair



He laid pipe in the bedroom in the kitchen he did likewise

He laid pipe in bathroom he did likewise in the ballroom

He did likewise in the poolroom in the garden he laid pipe

He laid pipe in the guest room in the library he did likewise



Mrs. Noteworthy a lady of elevated society

By invitation only she attended a silent auction

An old mansion in the ritzy section of the city she acquired

Her plumber a contract she gave to upgrade her plumbing



He laid pipe in the closet in the toilet he did likewise

He laid pipe in the terrace by the furnace he did likewise

He laid pipe in the courtyard in the backyard he did likewise

In laid pipe under the pavement in the basement he did likewise



Mrs. Noteworthy a lady of elevated society

To her complete satisfactiototal her plumber laid pipe

His cheque and a glowing recommendation she provided with a smile

With a smile to housewives his services she advertized 



Mrs. Noteworthy’s plumber is now doing a booming business

For the excellent plumbing services he provides
With a smile he continues laying pipe.



Anthony S.Phillander©215082016




Wednesday, June 21, 2017

When TRUST is go---------

         When Trust Is Gone
When trust is gone relationships becomes dysfunctional
Society no longer has a foundation on which to stand
Losing its backbone no longer are our words our bond
Whereby society is left standing on sinking sand

From one moment to the next fact becomes a chameleon Decisions are swaying like waves on the ocean
Trust civilization’s building blocks are becoming
Icebergs in the midday sun

When trust is gone distrust and skepticism abounds
Integrity and character are only to be found in museums
Society is constantly sowing the seeds for its destruction
Where anarchy and chaos will reign supreme

When in god we trust becomes a rhetorical slogan
In reality we trust no one not even our fellowman
Our annihilation is becoming a forgone conclusion
Without trust civilization will cease to function

When trust is gone all we are left with is an illusion
A mirage in the distance devoid of substance
Nothing concrete to hold onto or to count on
Without trust all is lost trust is society’s building block

When trust is gone even the currency we count on
Cannot be counted upon
Without trust what left for us to build on?

Anthony S.Phillander©11062017

Monday, June 12, 2017

Hands in the ear Hands in the Ear


Hands in the ear, Hands in the ear



Hands in the ear Hands in the ear

Everywhere you look you can see hands in the ear

Crossing the streets with their hands in the ear

Driving their cars with their hands in the ear



Hands in the ear Hands in the ear

You don’t have to look very far to see hands in the ear

Climbing up ladders with their hands in the ear

See the distracted drivers with their hands in the ear



Hands in the ear Hands in the ear

Everywhere you look you can see hands in the ear

Ever since cell phones appeared

Everyone’s got their hands in the ear



Unaware of their surroundings

Everyone’s got their hands in the ear

Hands in the ear Hands in the ear

Everyone’s got their cell phone in their hand in the ear



Everywhere it’s cell phone in hands in the ear

Cell phone in hands in the ear hands in the ear



Hands in the ear hands in the ear.



Anthony S.Phillander©06122017




I AM The Worst!

   I Am Worst© I am worst than your most horrible nightmare Don’t you dare take leave of your senses? Abandon your fears and rise ...